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    Chitown599
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:00 am    Post subject: A short dart story Reply with quote

    A young man plays a game of darts who has never played before. His first dart hits the double 20. He throws another and hits double 20 again but the third dart bounces out and hits a nun who is watching the game. The dart hits her smack between the eyes and kills her stone dead. The marker calls out “One dead nun and eeeeeighty.” Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Wow, doesn't anyone have a sense of humor around here?
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    No nuns were actually harmed in the making of this joke.......
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Shannonmiles wrote:
    No nuns were actually harmed in the making of this joke.......


    I thought you of all people would appreciate this joke Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    If it was a cross dressing preist it would have got me to chuckle.
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Chitown599 wrote:
    Shannonmiles wrote:
    No nuns were actually harmed in the making of this joke.......


    I thought you of all people would appreciate this joke Laughing Laughing Laughing


    I thought it pretty bleeping funny.
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Probably better than the tried and true "What's black and white and red all over?"

    (Nun in a blender.) Laughing
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    or....what is black and white black and white black and white black and blue?...............

    A Nun failing down a staircase.
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    PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    or......what is black and white and has trouble with revolving doors?

    A Nun with a spear through her head.
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    PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:50 am    Post subject: Re: A short dart story Reply with quote

    LMAO good one!!
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    PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    There were two nuns...
    One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
    and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
    It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

    SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes?
    I wonder what he wants.

    SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

    SM: It's not working.

    SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
    He started to walk faster, too.

    SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

    So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

    Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

    Then Sister Logical arrives.

    SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

    SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

    SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

    SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

    SM: And?

    SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

    SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

    SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

    SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

    A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

    And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys! Have a good day and have a fun day...
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