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    PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:07 pm    Post subject: Hilarious Reply with quote

    My Brother In law works in Wisconsin at an Audi VW dealership.
    This is an actual transcript of when he called in to work looking for a part.

    [Visitor] Say hi to Jody for me
    [June] May I help you find what you're looking for?
    [Visitor] I'm an employee, just checking the web site for a stock number
    [June] Hello, my name is June. May I please have your name so I know who I'm chatting with?
    [Visitor] Scott
    [Visitor] You guys have any turbo diesels
    [June] Hi Scott! Welcome to Ken Vance! I would need to check the availability of that from the Parts Department. I'll have the Manager get in touch with you on that. May I please have a good phone number we can reach you at?
    [Visitor] Damn diesel is leaking flux fluid. I believe it is from the capacitor. Do you have an idea?
    [June] Alright. May I know, what kind of vehicle do you drive, Scott?
    [Visitor] 1985 Delorean. I may have to got back to the future to solve this. Thanks! 715-5887742 thanks!
    [June] Sounds fine, Scott. May I have an email address as an alternative?
    [June] Thank you, Scott. I'll be forwarding your information to my Manager and have him get back to you. May I please have the correct spelling of your last name so we can address you properly?
    [June] Are you still with me, Scott?
    [Visitor] Critter
    [June] Oh, Thank you! Will that be all for this evening?
    [Visitor] I need to make it to the school dance, and meet my father and my mother. So I have to go. Thanks again.
    [June] Sounds exciting, Scott! Thank you for contacting us. If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to chat with us again. You have a wonderful evening!
    [Visitor] Say hi to your mother for me, thanks
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    PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Someone is a huge back to the future fan!!!
    "I live my life, 3 darts at a time"
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