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    Dartplayer Dot Net :: View topic - Classic lines, and crass ones too - Darters' versions
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    Classic lines, and crass ones too - Darters' versions

     
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    BlackHorse
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    PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:32 pm    Post subject: Classic lines, and crass ones too - Darters' versions Reply with quote

    "Is that a chalker in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?"

    "Mike, I am your father..... "

    For Kopr - "I dart in your general direction. Your father was a Hammster and your mother smelt of sisal."

    After a poor showing at an LOD: "I'm not bad. I was just drawn that way."

    "There is no 'try', there is only 'DO' !"

    Said at the beginning of a match between Ray of the local Kennedy Stingers and his opponent: "Do you expect me to talk?"
    - "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to DI-DO."

    Tournament choice advice: "Follow the money....Just follow the money."

    Chi's good morning greeting: "I love the smell of sisal in the morning...smells like...victory."

    "Medalist! ... we're bigger than U.S. Steel."

    "Hello. My name is Mike Kirby. You knocked out my father. Prepare to DIDO!"
    (I need another father/son combo!)

    "I'm a lean, green, fighting machine!" - Hooley.

    "I see dart people."

    "I'll be back." - every darter who has lost a match.

    "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a dartboard; you never know what you're gonna hit.' "

    "Pay no attention to the man behind the chalkboard."

    "I shall re-ton!"

    "I find that the harder I practice, the more luck I seem to have."

    "Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake."

    "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 checkouts that won't work."

    "The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you checkout in an unusual way, people they think their way is wrong."

    "Opportunity knocks only as many times as the other guy misses his Double."

    "I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of BlackHorse."
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    PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing these are great. As for another father son team, how about dwalsh and Jr. That is a very formidable duo.
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    PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:39 am    Post subject: Re: Classic lines, and crass ones too - Darters' versions Reply with quote

    BlackHorse wrote:

    "Hello. My name is Mike Kirby. You suspended out my father. Prepare to DIDO!"


    Fixed it for ya.....
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