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    PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    LOL...I think he's referring to those old toys that look like cans. You turn them upside down and they make a "moooo" sound.

    Hehehe...good one, Tae
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    PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    See if we can update and expand this line. [When you read back on some of the old ones, they relate to posting of the time so you might not understand them....]

    How about the new John Part Team-Triples Dart Set? Every third round you throw crap with them..... Embarassed Laughing

    The John Part Travel Set - you can cross 12 time zones, have enough jet lag to have trouble figuring out what day it is, be working with about 2-1/2 hours sleep and still win a tournament!

    The SEWA Special Edition - great darts, but everytime you go to play with them, you find they've given themselves to charity. Wink Cool

    Update to the 5uperman Set - warm them up for an hour and you can hit anything you aim for!

    The CraigB line - take them to tournaments and you'll shoot the lights out. But they don't work without competition.

    The DavidF line - very encouraging. When you hit a good shot, the built in speaker yells out congrats, complete with your last name. [ Razz Smile ]

    The pdl darts set - will not only shoot well, but will run the league.
    No they won't. Yes they will, .....

    The Art Martell Signature Darts set. The only darts to have 22 different nicknames and yet won't use any of them!

    Shell Signature Darts - have built in webcams that show you a live English Pro match.

    SleepyKramer darts - the only set that will give you the best Points AND User Points combination.

    I'd like to keep going, but I have other things to do now.....I will leave you with one more, a repeat, so you know it isn't just other people I will razz.


    BlackHorse Darts - barrels are 12" long, cuz it takes forever to get to the point.

    PS I still can't come up with a good one for OnAndGone....he's too normal - help!!!
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    PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Two sets I have been struggling with....with both I mean only admiration, so the wording has to free of even any hint of razzing...

    The Chris White dart set - these darts will hardly make a sound and they will not have any flash to them. They will fly free and confidently but without fanfare or bluster. When the day is over, they will have shot some of the best you'll see.

    The Charis line - this is a series of darts. Each set asks a different, pointed (yes, I meant that) question that, while being very basic, elevates your game if you take the time to answer it for yourself.
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    PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Im sure I can get you something for the O&G darts.
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    PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    ROFL....Nickname signature darts......lol.......whats the price on those....they sound fishy.....lol.....can they pinch ya like a lobster....hahaha
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    PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    I want a set of the Art "The HITMAN" Martell darts.
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    PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Nice BH, I will have a set of the CW darts.
    But, can I get a set that hits doubles? Laughing
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    PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Went looking for a Certian Dart today.. Cant find them i guess i need some of my own Signatures ones then hey?
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    PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Art "The Hitman" Martell darts ..mmmmmmmmmmmmm ..what would they look like......describe them to me.....might get them made and market them......lol
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    PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    I see the barrells looking just like a hollow point bullett.
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    PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    USUALCHAOS wrote:
    I see the barrells looking just like a hollow point bullett.


    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Perfect fot 'The Hitman.
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    PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Mine would have to be designed to have a small computer chip in them.

    So I can program the darts to hit what I want.. Wazza's Wizard Computer Darts.... NOT
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    PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Erik has me scared that we will lose old histories with his pruning. A lot of people contributed to this thread, and it is like a family reunion.

    We can add some more now, too, or update...


    The Charis Signature Dart Series, and it is a series... the darts get to the tournament but never to the board, they interview every Pro in the house instead. Cool

    The Dartoid Line! When thrown, they behave very erratically, weaving this way and that, as they are thrown off course by the gravitational pulls of Hooters. Very Happy

    The Paul Seigel Personal Set - these are found when the gaudy coating is peeled off of the Dartoid set. They will throw straight and to the point, quite accurately at many different targets, and perhaps become one of your favourite sets. Cool

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    The John Husman Special Travellers Set. Not to be taken into elevators. This is the second in a series, the first being the DoubleTrouble Set. Mad

    The Mufc77 Flight Set. These darts are forever being drawn into the toughest brackets in a tournament you can imagine. Shocked

    The CW/DavidF Set. When treated with respect, this set increases in value with every tournament you attend with them. After even just a few tournaments, these are priceless. Cool Cool

    The MzzThang Commemorative Darts Set - your own darts change into these whenever and wherever charity, good sportsmanship and genuine friendship are being exhibited. Cool Smile Cool Smile Cool

    The MzzThang Revival Set - asked for by hundreds of darters, these are not yet available, but we are hoping.... watch for the sign of the BlackBull in the night sky.
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    PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Very Happy
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    PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Changed my series, but still ask questions Laughing .

    BH, I still miss a Taechon dart and a Rags dart and a Usualchaos dart and a....
    I hope, you´ll produce some more!

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    PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    good thing the pruning scared you because i never would seen this post if you hadn't. Funny stuff BH Laughing Laughing
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    PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    OnAndGone darts. Chevy logo on one side, Bob Seger signature on the outher side.

    dude is "Like a Rock"
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    PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Geez BH....for being an ex-fiance I thought for sure you would have one for me and my hat....sniff...sniff... Crying or Very sad ...i see where I rate....

    That being said I am going to purchase a set of MNoble darts....i need that being able to find them again quality!!
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    PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    I probably shouldn't, but wth... it's the Humor Section, k?!

    The Stacy Bromberg Signature Dart Set
    This new release looks like a Soft Tip dart set, but has black felt markers disguised as soft tips.



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    PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    BlackHorse wrote:
    I probably shouldn't, but wth... it's the Humor Section, k?!

    The Stacy Bromberg Signature Dart Set
    This new release looks like a Soft Tip dart set, but has black felt markers disguised as soft tips.



    Too soon? Laughing Laughing Razz Laughing Laughing


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    PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Not at all.....This is a great reminder of what SEWA was when I started playing darts.

    I love it! Thanks for reviving the thread! Very Happy
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